👕 THE MERCH

Wear the chaos. The Elonverse Chaos tee is live and tied to the new Sunday Movie: Elonverse Events Mayhem — July 12, 2026.

Elonverse Chaos Tee

Full gang lives Elonverse events: Starlink/Mars, Starship Flight 13, Tesla Q2 & Optimus, xAI Grok/Imagine Video, Boring tunnels, Neuralink brains, X chaos. Baby Legion multiplies. Grab the shirt that matches the widescreen Sunday Movie drop.

👕 Shop the Tee • $24.99

Featured in the new "Elonverse Events Mayhem — July 12, 2026" movie player on the Movies page. Square merch visual: /images/elonverse-chaos-merch.jpg (text-free graphic).

More merch (hoodies, mugs, more tees) coming soon. Kevin is watching with his usual disappointment.

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