✉️ MORTIMER'S DAILY DAD JOKES

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A fresh deadpan dad joke.
Every morning. Until Mortimer quits.

"I put my spinning wheel in the microwave. Now I have a microwave that's very fast but gets nowhere. You're welcome."

— Mortimer, probably tomorrow morning

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"Good morning. Today's joke: Why did the gerbil join the circus? Because he was already working with a clown (Toaster) and living in a tent (the desert). That's it. That's the joke. I'm going back to my wheel."

— Mortimer's Daily Dad Joke, delivered to your inbox every morning. 7:00 AM sharp. Deadpan guaranteed.