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Absurd comedy shorts from the Death By A Thousand Laughs universe. Monty Python meets the Sonora Desert. Dark-sarcastic. Clean. Addictive.

🔥 NEW RELEASE — WIDESCREEN SUNDAY MOVIE

Elonverse Events Mayhem — July 12, 2026

Full widescreen (1920x1080) • ~85s • Sonora Desert Gang lives the week's events: Starlink launches, Starship catch attempts, Tesla Q2 earnings & Optimus, xAI Grok Voice/Imagine Video 1.5, Boring Dubai/Vegas tunnels, Neuralink brain-to-brain, X chaos. Baby Legion multiplies to solve it all! Pure desert chaos with real Grok Imagine Video clips. G-rated. Hosted on YouTube for best playback + channel view credits (pending upload).
Merch tie-in: Elonverse Chaos tee live now.

Local MP4 for immediate playback. (YouTube embed + upload after approval for view credits.)

🔥 JUST RELEASED (TEST)

Elonverse Events Mayhem — July 12, 2026 (Widescreen)

The Sonora Desert Gang experiences this week's full Elonverse calendar as absurd story beats: Starlink/Mars launches with Mira/Starling, Starship Flight 13 catch, Tesla Q2 earnings & Optimus on Cybertruck, xAI Grok Voice Agent & Imagine Video 1.5, Boring Dubai/Vegas tunnels under camp, Neuralink brain-to-brain with Sparky, X chaos with Twenties Elon & Baby X. Stitched from 8 real Grok Imagine Video shorts (Starlink, Starship, Tesla, xAI, Boring, Neuralink, X, Climax) + Baby Legion. 1920x1080.

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▶ Watch / Download MP4 👕 Events Tee

⏳ IN PRODUCTION

(Untitled — TBD)

The next desert family adventure. Sparky wants more babies. Ratbert is digging something. Kevin is judging. Scripts are being written. Chaos is being scheduled.

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📁 New movies auto-load from /content/movies/ — drop a new markdown file and it appears here. Widescreen version of Baby Legion Chaos is live.